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antigovernmentextremist:

This. Literally the first thing you learn when you begin to handle a gun is to only point the gun at something you are willing to shoot.

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jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

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justtouchedawkwardly:

#101 REASONS TO LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES

nerdgasming:

relevant.

nerdgasming:

relevant.

weareallfollowers:

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

^^^^^^ I’m not smiling at you bc I like you, it’s bc it’s my job to.

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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HELLO WISCONSIN

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

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zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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